Zen-Chocolate-Milk's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[City Of Retards Ep.1]

Well I thought it was amusing.

Though the recording wasn't the best, I was amused by this. Then again, people say my sense of humor is rather juvenile, but fmeh. I deem this to get voted THREE!

[Chkubu, X-Mas Ice Cube]

That is super spiffy.

No really, it was. It was so abstract, and really creepy. Who knew the holidays could be so cool. I thought the hollow eyes on the yellow man were a nice effect. And I learned a good lesson, with the wrath of a fish to be my fate if I neglect it. Overall, good work. I hope to see more flash with the creepiness.

[CC-Obscure Flash 912]

I've seen better clock movies, but far worse ones.

This is ok. I've never hated clocks, so I gave this a 3. It was pretty good, 'cept for the lack of a story. (But you gave fair warning that there was none) It was a tad boring, with the repetitive animation for the dancing and the red clock with the rock. Anyway, keep workin.

Redneck-Clock responds:

thanks for the 4, like i said, it was just a bunch of shorts put together. There wasn't really any story except for the first little skit.

[I miss you Daddy]

That was so sad. Excellent work.

That's one of the best artistic flash animations I've seen. Great work. Vote 5.

[The Video Game World!]

Fmeeeeh, it was ok, but boring.

I had more fun playing with the little ring cursor than I had watching the movie. Next time, use less repetitive loops. And move the story faster; the training sequence was utterly boring.
Anyway, keep trying.

[Evanescence-Tourniquet]

Pretty Good, but there are a few major flaws.

There are a few spelling errors in the lyrics, and that reduces the overall quality. I mean, 2 months, and then you didn't do some simple spell checking? Also, there's a few parts where you should have made new symbols instead of re-using old ones, like on the guy with green hair. His hands turned out really wonky. Lastly, the art wasn't as clean as it could have been. That's excusable though, since not all flash has to be a five star work of art. It's the thought that counts.
Keep working, and your bound to become a top rate animator.

[The Icecream Machine]

Holy Crap, That's awesome!

The animation was so smooth, and the movements looked so realistic. Nice story too. Too bad not everything on newgrounds is THIS good!

[America Online (2004)]

Muahahah, DOWN WITH AOL!

Nice work, and this is so true. Live long and prosper, AOL hater!

["The Fall"]

So sad, but an excellent tribute.

This animation is excellent. Terrific, sad atmosphere, and some of the best animation here at newgrounds. Watch this movie right now. And don't be a mindless idiot by voting low. Give a vote that this movie deserves!

I've never been a big clock supporter, but I've never hated them either. While the Clock Crew may be dying, hopefully the grand artists that made up the crew will remain to show newgrounds what good flash is. All the mindless blammers will have less of a reason to hate the Clock Crew artists if they have a new, clockless name. Great work Koala Clock.

[Random Stuff Episode 1]

Nice, Random Rocks.

Randomness is a hard to pull off. Great job, most random cartoons are blammed. Keep up the good work.

TvP responds:

I know, good thing this wasn't. w00t! Thanks man.